Lifestyles of the Poor and Deluded

degenezijde:

is that the biggest guitar you could afford

is that the biggest guitar you could afford

consultingtimelordsofbelair:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision

*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of yahoo before you leave the premises, thank you

alastairss:

awildellethappears:

birdonwing:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about.

Soprano Sauron.

UHHHHHH

I believe that is actually a bedazzled version of Buzz Lightyear’s fabled arch nemesis Emperor Zurg. Although Soprano Sauron is rather good xD

(Source: fuckyoutubers)

holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

almost-too-white-to-function:

Same kid, same.

(Source: stillmygirl)

Veronica:

weaklings
Veronica:

...idk if i'm talking about cigarettes or men anymore
Gina:

cut them down to their core and they're basically the same thing
Gina:

mildly addictive but easy for us to give away
Veronica:

and they always claim to last longer than they actually do
Gina:

and 9 times outta ten leave you unsatisfied regardless.
Veronica:

and the best way to deal with them is to put them out on the curb
Gina:

and you can find another 20 of 'em at the next street corner

lamamama:

I mean singling out Daisy as The Worst Character in Gatsby is kinda weird when her husband is a white supremacist who beats his mistress.

dont-patronize-me-u-lil-shit:

wanted: hot guy with low standards

destieltheory:

exitpursuedbyasloth:

Brienne has the best pet.

oh dear god

(Source: clashofthekhaleesi)

pizzaforpresident:

this is my favorite post

i made it 5 seconds before i started giggling :D

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

t-w-e-r-k-t-a-s-t-i-c:

Before you listen to this , I must warn you this is one of the best things you will listen to in your whole entire fucking life .

Viva La Viral

“Viva La Vida” by Coldplay,
“When You Were Young” - The Killers,
“Because of You” - Kelly Clarkson,
“Livin’ On A Prayer” - Bon Jovi,
“Walking On A Dream” - Empire of The Sun,
“Starlight” - Muse
“All Of Your Love” - Hellogoodbye

okayamelia:

“my real name is…. matt smith.”

the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

degaussme:

avataryesplease:

boiledleather:

The sync for the second gif is really remarkable.

This is the greatest one yet.

Superb.

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

luciawestwick:

CyberStark.

Track Name

that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person

Artist

JoshIsHollywood

Track Name

Viva La Viral